I'm Not Cool

Everyone has a stupid iPhone.

It's rude, actually.

I mean, how dare you enjoy a smart phone while I have a lame old phone?!

You guys make me sick.

I hope you drop your dumb phone in the toilet...

I Support Global Warming

Yesterday was the most beautiful day ever. It was raining and it was green/brown/grey and that is my favorite kind of day. I love the rain. I love being able to wear a sweatshirt in the rain. It's the best!!

And then...

I look out the window two minutes later and there's 10 feet of snow outside!! TEN FEET, PEOPLE.

(Actually, it was just an inch or two. But just the same, there was snow out there.) Snow was falling and so were my spirits.

I don't like snow.

Snow is like a bad haircut: Once they start cutting, you can't say that you don't like it that way because that's terribly rude. And then it looks bad and you have to wait a month -- heaven forbid you have to wait any longer -- for it to grow back out and then look kinda normal.

Snow falls and you can't even make it stop. Then you have to wait a month --heaven forbid you have to wait any longer -- for it to melt.

UGH.

I support global warming. Right now, nothing sounds more delicious than an overheated planet.

I'm A Lame Guy

I don't blog anymore.

(That was a dumb thing to say, but it had to be said.)

I just had this sudden desire to graduate high school and so i decided to take a break and focus on things like homework and other virtual things like Farmville.

And guess what. You can make fun of me for playing Farmville and I really wont even care cause that's how much I LOVE it.

But what I'm trying to say is: I'm a lame guy. I fell out of the blogging world but I am so bored at the moment that I want back in!! Will you accept me? Of course you will.

Thank you and goodnight.