FAVORITE THINGS
- The word 'salad'
- Sister Act
- Short nails
- Black socks
I think it's important to go ahead and stop there because my eyes glazed over and I started breathing abnormally deep and momentarily forgot that I was a person because
MY SISTER JUST TURNED ON SISTER ACT YOU GUYS
This was not planned.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
You are dumb.
Whoopi Goldberg singing with nuns in a gospel choir is not.
FFFFFWHIP
The combination of those letters up there make the sound of me speeding into the other room
(like in cartoons when you look to see the person, but they took off and now the door that doesn't close all the way is swinging and there are papers rustling around and settling to the floor because they were so freaking fast and blew stuff around or something)
