Oh, The Joys of Vomiting...

• No one saw me puke at school! I made it to the Lady's Room and regurgitated my breakfast in peace.
• The office assistant quickly wrote up my note in record time! (He started writing faster as I was telling my mom why I needed to come home)
• Green Christmas pajamas faithfully awaited in my middle drawer and I was soon much more than before when wearing a skirt. (Wearing the cutest outfit ever, it was a shame I had to leave early)
• Adrian Monk cheered me up with his humorous OCD quirks as I watched him on TBS.
• Conan O'Brien is such a dear and make me laugh out loud, even though I was all by myself. (I love laughing out loud when there's no one there to hear it but you)
• My darling mother was my nurse and I wanted to just hug her all day, but I didn't because I might have thrown up on her.
• The Celebrity Apprentice was taped from Sunday night and I shouldn't have watched it because it just made me stressed and upset. Those people aren't even celebrities, but whatever.
• Bubbly Sprite tickled my insides and in the end settled my stomach so I was able to feel much better.

Oh, the joys of vomiting!

*wink wink*